Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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