it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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