Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Randomize
