no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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