can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I touched a dick in church today
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