Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
North Korea, Best Korea!
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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