We named our party play list daddy issues
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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