My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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