WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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