"it" just moved
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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