If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
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Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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