idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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