Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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