Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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