i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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