yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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