chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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