Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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