why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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