Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
