using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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