brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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