I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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