Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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