I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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