At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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