If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
do herpes really smell.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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