wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.