Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list