i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.