I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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