Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
either way he was missing a nipple.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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