SEEEEXXX PLEASE
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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