best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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