I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I know her cup size but not her name....
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