The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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