no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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