My friends, they love my intelligence
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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