DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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