why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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