also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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