I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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