Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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