id be glad to
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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