i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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