fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
everyone is single if you try hard enough
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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