Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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