Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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