you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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