Don't you send me to vm
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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