Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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