week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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