I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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