I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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