i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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