i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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