There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
